In a world where ancient relics possess absurd powers and histories that make little sense, you play as an eccentric relic historian who stumbles upon the ultimate auction of legendary relics. But there's a catch—each relic is cursed in a hilarious way! As you navigate this chaotic event, you encounter rogues, enthusiasts, and even a talking relic or two, all while trying to outwit competitors and figure out whose cursed relic is destined to change the world—or ruin it. The choices you make and the alliances you forge will determine who leaves with the prize and who becomes the punchline of an antiquated joke.