Relic Rumble: Whose Is It, Anyway?

In this hilariously chaotic interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of a down-on-their-luck archaeologist named Dr. Elwood Penrose, who must verify the authenticity of bizarre relics claimed to be of great historical value. The twist? Elwood's assistant is an eccentric AI named Moxie, who interprets clues based on absurd pop culture references and meme language. As players navigate through zany archaeological sites, they encounter quirky characters ranging from overzealous treasure hunters to skeptical ghost guides who argue over the relics' ownership. The choices players make not only determine which items are genuine but also lead to side-splitting stories and unexpected twists. Will you unwrap the truth or just end up in a relic-induced laugh riot?