Step into the whimsical world of 'Relic Rumble: Whose Is It, Anyway?', a satirical interactive text-based adventure where you play as Max, a rogue antiquities dealer with a penchant for mischief. As Max navigates a chaotic auction of cursed relics, a wild mix-up leads to outrageous challenges where he must retrieve stolen artifacts before they wreak havoc. Your choices will determine alliances with eccentric collectors, evade the ridiculous antics of rival thieves, and confront colorful character quirks. Will you emerge with treasures or traps? Are you clever enough to weave through a world tickled by absurdity and danger?