Relic Rumble: The Quest for Ownership

Set in a world where every relic holds a ridiculous amount of power—both supernatural and bureaucratic—players assume the role of an overly confident yet woefully underqualified 'Relic Negotiator.' You'll journey across quirky civilizations, engaging in dramatic showdowns, ridiculous negotiations, and absurd auctions to determine the rightful owner of legendary artifacts. Your choices will lead to unexpected alliances and strange betrayals, all while keeping your eye on the ultimate prize: the 'Relic of Infinite Snark.' The fate of countless relics—and possibly the world—rests upon your wittiness and charm.