In a world where historical relics have come to life with personality and grudges, you play as a quirky artifact dealer named Max who stumbles upon a rare artifact during a chaotic bidding war at an eccentric estate sale. As relics from different eras clash and squabble over ownership, you'll navigate a series of comedic encounters filled with historical figures, mischievous spirits, and bumbling thieves. Your choices will influence alliances, expose secrets, and lead to outrageous outcomes that redefine the very meaning of 'ownership.' With each decision, you'll unravel the mystery of the relic's past and engage in witty banter that could either save or doom your budding artifact business.