In this unique interactive text-based game, players adopt the role of a quirky artifact appraiser, Leo Lark. After being called to a remote estate filled with a chaotic collection of bizarre artifacts, you soon discover that the objects possess their own wacky personalities and hidden histories. As players navigate through a labyrinth of hilarious curses, eccentric characters, and puzzling truths, they must uncover the real stories behind the relics and determine who they truly belong to while managing escalating absurdity. The twist? Each decision you make not only unravels the mystery but also alters the personalities of the relics around you, leading to unpredictable and hilarious outcomes.