In a world where relics from forgotten civilizations manifest as eccentric personalities, you play as Brix, a down-on-his-luck archaeologist who stumbles into a secret underground society comprised of sentient artifacts. Tasked with solving the mystery of a stolen divine relic, you engage in witty banter and clever conversations with these relics, each with their unique quirks and eccentricities. Discover hidden truths about their pasts while navigating a labyrinth of absurdity and hilarity. Your choices will determine alliances and uncover secrets that will affect the very fate of history itself.