In a world where time itself is a chaotic dumpster fire, you play as an eccentric antiquities dealer who stumbles upon a cursed artifact with the power to rewrite reality. Your journey takes you through bizarre timelines and historical events, where you must gather quirky allies and unravel clues to identify the true owner of the relic that everyone seems to want. Encounter absurd characters, commit comedic blunders, and navigate outrageous scenarios as you engage in fast-paced decision-making to keep the relic from falling into the wrong hands—or your own. Will you conquer the madcap universe, or will you become another relic of a bygone era?