In this zany text-based adventure, you play as Max, an eccentric relic collector with a knack for getting into bizarre situations. When a legendary artifact, the Goblet of Infinite Queries, goes missing from a prestigious museum, you're thrust into a whirlwind of quirky suspects, comedic scenarios, and outrageous riddles. Navigate through a cast of eccentric characters, including a con artist historian, a drama queen curator, and a rival collector obsessed with competitive picnicking. Your choices will determine if you can uncover the truth, keep your head above water, and maybe even save your reputation as the ultimate relic aficionado—while laughing all the way!