Dive into a zany world where ancient relics come to life and debate their true ownership! As an eccentric artifact historian, players traverse various historical settings—such as ancient Egypt, feudal Japan, and the Wild West—interacting with quirky characters, solving absurd puzzles, and navigating the chaotic courtroom of Relic Rights where the relics can argue their cases. The goal is to determine, through humorous debates and ridiculous trials, which relic truly belongs to whom while avoiding the bumbling interference of a rival historian. Quick wit and clever choices will lead to unexpected alliances and laugh-out-loud moments.