In a world where ancient relics have become mundane household items, you are a quirky antiquities appraiser who uncovers a conspiracy linked to a collection of cursed artefacts. Every decision you make in this text-based adventure leads you deeper into a bizarre narrative filled with eccentric historians, outrageous rival collectors, and peculiar traps. Influence relationships, gather clues, and decide who to trust as you piece together the history behind these relics. With humor at every turn and absurd characters that challenge your wit, you'll find that it’s not just about the artefacts—it’s about the chaos that ensues when everyone wants a piece of history!