Step into the shoes of Charlie Quirk, a self-proclaimed 'Artifact Aficionado' who has a tendency to acquire historical relics in rather unconventional ways. In this interactive text-based game, you find yourself amidst an eclectic cast of characters at a chaotic auction where priceless relics are up for grabs. From a cursed Egyptian sarcophagus to a mystical sword said to grant wishes, each item has its own quirky backstory. Players must navigate a web of lies, humorous misunderstandings, and outrageous challenges as they attempt to uncover the true origins of the relics while evading eccentric collectors and mischievous thugs. Every decision shapes the outcome, leading to multiple endings, each more ludicrous than the last.