Relic Ruckus: Whose Is It Anyway?

In a world where valuable ancient relics are the center of attention, you're an enthusiastic (but slightly underqualified) relic appraiser at a prestigious museum. During a high-stakes auction, a priceless relic is stolen right under your nose. As you scramble to retrieve the artifact, you'll have to unravel a web of eccentric characters, each with their own motives. Your task? Engage in witty dialogue, navigate absurd situations, and use your dubious appraisal skills to uncover the truth. Can you identify the thief before the clock runs out, or will the relic become an expensive napkin holder at some obnoxious billionaire's dinner party?