In a quirky world where historic relics come to life and comically argue over their rightful owners, players step into the shoes of a savvy, straight-talking artifact negotiator. Your job? Mediate the chaos that ensues when a powerful artifact—a talking ancient tome—goes missing during a reenactment festival. Players will travel through whimsical locations like museums, archaeological sites, and eccentric collectors' homes, solving playful puzzles and collecting clues. Engage in hilarious dialogue with sentient relics, each with their own outrageous personalities and backstories, as they bicker and negotiate amongst themselves. Your choices will influence which relics become allies and which become mischievous foes. It's a race against time to restore order to the relic world before the festival devolves into an all-out brawl!