Step into the shoes of a hapless antiquities dealer who inadvertently finds themselves amidst a heated and absurd bidding war for a mysterious relic. Navigate through eccentric characters, each claiming ownership of the relic while throwing bizarre accusations and ridiculous challenges your way. From negotiating with a disgraced archaeologist to dodging the antics of a flamboyant art thief, every decision you make influences the outcome. Will you broker peace or escalate the chaos? The fate of the relic is about to get hysterically complicated!