Relic Ruckus: Whose Is It Anyway?

In a bizarrely chaotic world where time-traveling relics are constantly misplaced, you play as a quirky historian who accidentally activates a portal while cleaning out their cluttered office. Now, you must engage in witty banter, solve humorous riddles, and navigate through fantastical timelines involving historical figures who get increasingly frustrated with your incompetence. As you try to return each relic to its rightful place, mishaps lead to dramatic showdowns while you uncover the truth behind the relics' past. Can you juggle the outrageous demands of historical figures and restore the balance of time, all while riffing on their anachronistic expectations?