In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as an eccentric antiquities dealer, Charles 'Charlie' Cogsworth, who stumbles upon a cursed relic during a routine appraisal in a rickety old mansion. As you navigate an intricate web of deception, you'll meet a motley crew of quirky characters, each claiming to rightful possess the powerful artifact. Players must choose dialogue options, make decisions that affect the storyline, and unravel the mystery while also managing ridiculous side quests. Characters include a pretentious historian with a penchant for the dramatic, a tech-savvy museum curator who believes everything can be solved with a smartphone app, and a ghost who insists on being called 'Bob the Friendly Phantasm.' It's chaotic, humorous, and filled with unexpected twists as you try to determine the true ownership of the relic—if you can survive the ensuing chaos!