In a world where ancient artifacts are as common as toaster ovens, players take on the role of a bumbling historian who has unwittingly stumbled into a fast-paced auction for the world's most controversial relics. The game unfolds as players must negotiate wild tribes, eccentric collectors, and shady dealers to claim their rightful ownership of these artifacts, all while unearthing their hilarious backstories. With each choice, the tension escalates with outrageous bids, slapstick antics, and ridiculous heists planned by both players and AI characters. Will you emerge as the ultimate relic master, or will you, quite literally, sell yourself short?