In a world where historical artifacts mysteriously come to life, you are a quirky, underappreciated curator at a museum filled with bizarre relics. One day, a powerful artifact called the 'Time Waker' accidentally activates during a silly museum gala, causing chaos as the relics escape and start stealing the spotlight, each claiming to be the 'real' historical hero. Players must navigate through ridiculous scenarios by interviewing the relics, solving quirky puzzles, and uncovering their true histories in order to restore order before the museum gets shut down forever. The game is filled with laugh-out-loud dialogue, absurd situations, and unexpected outcomes, ensuring no two playthroughs are alike.