Relic Ruckus: Whose Is It Anyway?

In a world where ancient artifacts hold absurd powers, you play as Hepzibah 'Hep' Vexley, a snarky archaeologist stuck in a legal battle between rival museums, eccentric collectors, and eccentric thieves. After discovering a rare relic that grants you ridiculous luck, you must navigate a twisting maze of trivia, clue-hunting, and outlandish personalities to claim ownership without losing your sanity—or your newfound luck! Engage in offbeat conversations, solve quirky puzzles, and make morally dubious choices that pit charm against chaos in this uproarious text-based adventure.