In a world where ancient relics manifest quirky personalities, players assume the role of a hapless museum curator who discovers that every exhibit comes to life at night. When priceless artifacts start disappearing, you must navigate a series of zany heists that unfold within the museum's halls, engaging in witty banter and solving clever puzzles set by the relics themselves. It's a race against time and egos as you confront disgruntled sarcophaguses, talkative suits of armor, and mischief-making enchanted artifacts, all in an effort to restore order before dawn. Choices you make will influence the outcome and hilarity of the story, leading to multiple endings and plenty of slapstick humor.