Relic Ruckus: Whose Is It Anyway?

Step into the chaotic world of an interdimensional auction house where ancient relics from various cultures and timelines collide. As a cunning rogue with a knack for deception, you must navigate through a series of absurd bidding wars, each with its set of eccentric characters, to uncover the true origin of a mysterious artifact that holds the key to multiple realities. Mix strategy with wit to forge alliances, outsmart rivals, and piece together clues while subverting the very fabric of time and space in this hilarious, interactive text game.