In a world where ancient relics are not just treasures but also have a life of their own, players step into the shoes of Jasper J. Marmaluke, a hapless relic hunter adorned with dubious moral standards. After bickering with a rival during an auction gone wrong, Jasper accidentally stumbles upon a secretive underground society of relic enthusiasts who are willing to challenge the very laws of time and morality. Players navigate through a branching storyline filled with choices that affect not only Jasper's journey but the fate of various relics, each with its own quirky personality and backstory. Explore odd locations, engage in hilarious dialogues with eccentric characters, and make decisions that can lead to magnificent discoveries or outrageous mishaps. Prepare for hilarity and drama as you unravel the mystery of ownership and morality tied to these ancient objects.