In a world where ancient relics hold unimaginable power, players step into the shoes of Max Artifact, a snarky relic hunter with a penchant for trouble. When a mysterious auction attracts collectors—and criminals—from around the globe, Max realizes that the relic at the center of the chaos has a life of its own. Engage in a fast-paced, choose-your-own-adventure style narrative, where players must navigate through wacky interactions, clever puzzles, and absurd auction house politics while trying to secure the relic before it falls into the wrong hands. With quirky side characters and choices that lead to wildly different outcomes, this interactive text-based journey will keep players guessing who's truly worthy of the artifact—and who’s just after glory, and maybe a slice of pie.