In this quirky interactive text-based adventure, players assume the role of Briar, a charismatic and somewhat clumsy artifact appraiser with an extraordinary knack for finding trouble. Set in the bustling market district of Jamestown, Briar is tasked with appraising a series of bizarre relics for a prestigious auction. However, as soon as the appraisal begins, it’s interrupted by a chaotic dispute over ownership between eccentric collectors, frightened museum curators, and a secretive black-market dealer. Players make choices that influence the outcome of the story, unveiling clues, navigating humorous confrontations, and piecing together the true origins of each artifact while trying to keep themselves safe from hilariously absurd threats—with a ticking clock and an inane onslaught of hijinks guiding their journey. Can you decipher fact from fiction to determine whose relics they really are?