In a quirky town known for its relics from forgotten eras, you play as a zany artifact appraiser named Dex. Tasked with determining the true ownership of bizarre artifacts, you navigate through hilariously chaotic scenarios involving eccentric townsfolk, each with their own outlandish claims and motives. Players must gather clues, engage in witty banter, solve puzzles, and make choices that will affect the outcome of the hilariously convoluted ownership disputes. Can Dex uncover the truth before the next town auction, or will he get caught in the comedic whirlwind of relic madness?