In a world where historical artifacts come to life and revel in their own pasts, players assume the role of a quirky, underachieving museum curator named Max. When the museum's most prized relics suddenly go missing during a chaotic exhibit opening, it's up to Max and a ragtag group of animated artifacts to solve the mystery. Each relic has its own personality, backstory, and comedic quirks, leading to hilarious interactions as they embark on an adventure through various historical timelines and locations. Players will need to gather clues, forge unlikely alliances, and confront rival collectors, all while navigating the chaos of sentient artifacts that refuse to behave. Will you find out whose relic it is and return the treasures before closing time, or will you become just another relic of history?