Step into the chaotic shoes of a hapless museum curator, tasked with preserving history while navigating an unpredictable sea of misfit artifacts. Each item has its own bizarre backstory and the ability to converse with you. When an ancient relic goes missing during a high-profile exhibition, it’s up to you to interrogate these quirky artifacts—ranging from a sarcastic Egyptian sarcophagus to a flamboyant medieval knight—while dodging a rival curator who's hell-bent on creating a scandal. With clever dialogue choices and whimsical puzzles, every decision could lead you closer to the truth—or further into the ridiculous! Can you uncover the relic thief before the museum’s reputation crumbles, or will you become a living relic yourself?