In a quirky, alternate universe where history is hilariously distorted, you play as an ambitious amateur relic hunter with a questionable moral compass. Your goal is to uncover mysterious artifacts that have been misplaced across various timelines—from a cursed disco ball of 1970s fame to a medieval shield used in an epic food fight. Each location is packed with eccentric historical figures, absurd puzzles, and zany adversaries. Interact with your environment using humor and wit to decide whose hands these relics rightfully belong to or whether they should just be left for the next time-traveler to find. Your choices will determine not only your fate but also the fate of alternate histories!