In a world filled with bizarre artifacts from alternate dimensions, you play as a quirky museum curator who must navigate through a series of outrageous relics and their eccentric previous owners. As you interview a cast of absurd characters—from an ancient wizard claiming a cursed rubber duck to a disgruntled gladiator missing his magic sword—you need to piece together the history behind each relic while keeping the chaotic museum running. Utilize your wit and charm to solve disputes, avoid magical mishaps, and most importantly, determine who rightfully owns what—before the museum is declared a historic disaster.