In a quirky world where ancient relics possess hilarious personalities, you play as a hapless archaeologist named Finn who has inadvertently set off a chaotic sale of priceless artifacts from various cultures. As the auction spirals out of control, Finn must engage with eccentric bidders, each with their own wild backstories and funny motivations. You navigate witty conversations, choose clever dialogue options, and solve absurd conflicts to determine which relic goes to which winning (or losing) bidder while unraveling a deeper mystery surrounding their origins. Expect dramatic twists, laugh-out-loud moments, and unexpected alliances as relics themselves influence the game, revealing secrets and changing outcomes based on your interactions.