In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as a witty and somewhat disheveled antiquities appraiser who accidentally opens a cursed artifact rumored to have belonged to a long-lost civilization. Instead of just dealing with angry clients, you find yourself embroiled in a chaotic treasure hunt across the globe, where other eccentric collectors are also after the artifact. Solve puzzles, negotiate with quirky characters, and navigate morally ambiguous choices that challenge your understanding of worth and value. The catch? Each decision you make will either unravel ancient mysteries or lead you into a comedic predicament, and you'll have to decide just how far you're willing to go to keep the relic safe... or part with it for a hefty coin!