In this interactive text-based game, players assume the role of a quirky antiquities dealer who specializes in peculiar relics with strange backstories. Set in a bustling city rich in history and bizarre occurrences, you must navigate through a tangled web of eccentric clients, rival dealers, and a secret society that seeks to reclaim relics for their own purposes. Through clever dialogue choices, players can influence relationships, solve comedic puzzles, and uncover the true origin of each artifact, leading to hilarious consequences. Each decision not only determines the fate of the relics but also touches on the absurdities of owning history while satirizing the collectibles world.