You are a bumbling archaeologist who has stumbled upon a chaotic museum where relics from all over the world have come to life. As you navigate through the farcical animosity between ancient artifacts—each with their own quirks and comedic personalities—you must solve absurd quests, negotiate with relics for ownership, and dodge literal traps set by the museum staff who think you're there to steal. With humor at every turn and relics with wild stories, who knows who will end up with the treasures by the end of the game!