In this interactive text-based game, you play as Max Montague, a cynical relic hunter with a knack for getting into trouble. After accidentally unleashing an ancient curse at a bustling flea market, you must navigate a series of chaotic relic-related mishaps in a quirky city filled with eccentric collectors, amateur archaeologists, and questionable magical artifacts. You'll join forces with an inevitable and hilariously untrustworthy sidekick, uncover bizarre mysteries, and tackle absurd tasks, all while figuring out which relic belongs to whom in a high-stakes competition. Choices you make will influence the unique humor-filled dialogues and the outrageous outcomes that await you, ultimately leading to the funniest chaotic conclusion you can conjure.