In a world where ancient relics are more than just dusty antiques, you play as an unconventional auctioneer who sells lost artifacts while navigating a myriad of outrageous events and eccentric characters. After acquiring a mysterious relic with a mind of its own during a chaotic estate sale, you suddenly find yourself embroiled in a web of deception, intrigue, and comedic misunderstandings. Every choice you make shapes the story, leading you to uncover the relic's true origins while dealing with quirky rivals, clueless collectors, and a band of rogue archaeologists. With each turn, hilarity ensues, and you must determine who truly owns this artifact before it wreaks havoc.