In a quirky world where ancient relics are mysteriously wandering the streets, you play as Max McGuffin, a down-on-their-luck antiquities dealer with a knack for getting into peculiar situations. The game unfolds as Max tracks down iconic artifacts that have unexpectedly ended up in bizarre locations—like a Viking helmet found in a laundromat or an Egyptian sarcophagus used as a coffee table in a hipster café. The challenge is to unravel the mystery of their origins, while interacting with a colorful cast of characters, from eccentric museum curators to conspiracy theorists, who all have their own schemes for the relics. Use witty dialogue and clever choices to gather clues and piece together the larger conspiracy of who really owns these treasures. Expect a blend of humor, absurdity, and unexpected twists in each encounter, as your decisions lead to multiple endings!