In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as an eccentric archaeologist who accidentally bursts into an ancient relic museum during a high-stakes auction. The twist? Every relic in the museum holds a unique backstory and spirit that provides clues (and sarcasm) about how to evaluate their authenticity or reveal hidden secrets. As you navigate dodgy auctioneers, rival treasure hunters, and ghostly consultations with the relics themselves, you'll engage in zany dialogues, gut-busting decisions, and unexpected plot twists. Compete against time to decipher the truth of these artifacts, all while trying to maintain your reputation... and sanity.