Step into the worn shoes of Lucian Fray, a snarky and broke artifact collector with a nose for trouble. After finding a confounding relic at a bizarre flea market, you discover it holds the key to a long-lost treasure. However, you're not the only one interested in this item; a horde of eccentric collectors, false antiquities experts, and a couple of secret societies are all hot on your trail! Navigate through hilarious negotiations, absurd challenges, and puzzling miscommunications as you determine the true worth of the relic and find out exactly who it belongs to, all while laughing at the absurdity of it all. Will you manage to outwit your quirky rivals, avoid their outlandish traps, and potentially score the treasure of a lifetime, or will you get stuck in a tangled web of ridiculousness?