Step into the chaotic world of an amateur antiquities appraiser who accidentally triggers a series of bizarre events when a stolen relic lands in their hands. In this quirky text-based adventure, you must navigate a web of eccentric characters, each believing the relic belongs to them. As you explore, gather clues, solve comedic conundrums, and confront outrageous claims while trying to uncover the relic's true origin. Choose answers wisely to unlock secrets, make unlikely allies, and dodge the relentless pursuit of a relentless relic recovery team!