Relic Ruckus: Who's It Anyway?

In a world where history is hilariously misinterpreted and ancient relics have taken on bizarre personalities, you find yourself in the midst of a chaotic auction house known for selling the most unusual items. Players step into the shoes of a down-on-their-luck artifact dealer who accidentally acquires a legendary relic that claims to hold the power to change history itself. As the auction unfolds, wild characters representing various historical epochs arrive, each trying to either reclaim their heritage or steal the relic for their own purposes. Engage in witty dialogue, decide whom to ally with or betray, and navigate ridiculous scenarios as you try to outsmart rival dealers, historians with dim-witted ambitions, and sentient relics that speak in riddles. The fate of history lies in your hands, but first, you’ll need to outwit your way through hilarious antics and unexpected twists!