In a world where ancient relics have bizarre personalities and contentious histories, you play as a quirky antiquities dealer caught in a thrilling heist gone wrong. Armed only with your wits and your dubious charm, you must navigate through a raucous auction where relics can talk back, challenge you to ridiculous games, and betray their owners. Engage in a series of side-splitting mini-games, unmask deceitful competitors, and strike hilarious deals, all while dodging the antics of relics with their own agendas. The fate of your business—and perhaps the world—rests on whether you can uncover 'who' truly owns these baffling artifacts before the final gavel drops!