In a world where ancient relics are traded like baseball cards, players assume the role of a witty auctioneer navigating the chaotic underbelly of an eccentric antique auction house. When a priceless relic goes missing just moments before the big auction, players must gather clues from quirky characters - each with their own outrageous backstory - and piece together the mystery of its disappearance before it's too late. As players interact with the zany cast and solve hilarious mini-puzzles, they must also make choices that affect the story's outcome, discovering that the relic's true value may be more about the connections made along the way than the item itself.