Quests? What Quests?

Quests? What Quests?

Who needs a quest when you can just procrastinate in style?

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Step into the whimsical world of 'Quests? What Quests?' where you play as Simon, an apathetic hero who has somehow ended up in a fantastical realm with no quests to speak of. Instead of slaying dragons or rescuing princesses, you find yourself navigating absurd, everyday challenges in a world gone hilariously awry: balancing the schedules of bi-polar talking animals, negotiating peace between warring mushroom factions, and facing endless paperwork from the all-powerful Bureau of Unfulfilled Quests. Engage with quirky characters, solve comedic dilemmas, and discover that sometimes the biggest adventure is simply finding a purpose when everyone expects you to be the hero. Your choices shape Simon's journey, with humor and heart leading the way to unexpected outcomes.