QuestQuest: Whose Questing, Anyway?

In a whimsical realm where quests run rampant and heroes are a dime a dozen, you play as the underqualified 'Quest Consultant', a character with zero combat skills but an abundance of sarcastic remarks. You navigate the inglorious bureaucracy of the Quest Guild, where adventurers seek advice on their poorly planned missions. Your task is to guide these wannabe heroes through outlandish situations by making choices that influence their success. From counseling a dragon-slaying bard who can't carry a tune to helping a grimwarrior overcome existential dread, each decision you make leads to ridiculous outcomes deserving of their own chapter. Solve riddles, deal with quirky NPCs, and find the joy in absurdity as you command this riotous questing carnival with tongue-in-cheek humor.