QuestQuest: Whose Questing, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, players assume the role of a hapless squire in the absurd land of 'Unresolvonia' where quests are passed around like a hot potato. The protagonist must navigate a labyrinth of bizarre side quests given by eccentric characters, including a pompous knight who can’t stop quoting himself and a dragon who insists on only speaking in puns. Your choices will lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes as you try to uncover the true meaning of questing while grappling with the absurdity of heroism and the infallible humor of failure. Along the way, you'll collect participation trophies, barter with talking animals, and accidentally become the center of an inter-kingdom debate over the ethics of rescue missions.