QuestQuest: Who's Questing, Anyway?

Step into the boots of the reluctant hero, Max Procrastinator, who discovers an ancient artifact that accidentally binds him to a nonsensical quest filled with skits of absurd goblins and overly dramatic sidekicks. The catch? Max must outline his own goals and navigate bizarre scenarios influenced by his choices, ranging from throwing a disco party for trolls to engaging in an interdimensional bake-off. Will he embrace his 'hero' label or hilariously sabotage the mission at every turn? The fate of comedy in the universe may very well hinge on it!