QuestQuest: Who's Questing, Anyway?

In a realm where adventurers are a dime a dozen and every quest is just a bureaucratic nightmare, you play as a disgruntled quest-giver who has had enough of wannabe heroes disrupting your peace. All you want is a nice cup of tea and to tend to your gardening. But the world isn't ready to let you retire just yet! You'll dictate the terms of quests that bumbling adventurers must follow, twisting and turning the challenges they face based on your whims. Guide them through ridiculously convoluted tasks, all while cracking sarcastic jokes, and don’t be afraid to throw in some absurd plot twists. Ultimately, it’s not just about the quests — it's about WHO gets to quest. Will you find a way to enjoy your retirement, or will you be dragged back into a world of chaos?