QuestQuest: Who's Questing, Anyway?

In this comedic interactive text-based adventure, players step into the role of a confused protagonist who finds themselves in a land hilariously overrun by quests gone wrong. From rescuing entitled princesses who don't want to leave their thrones to hunting down overrated artifacts that no one seems to care about, your character must navigate the absurdities of the questing world. With every choice leading to unexpected and ridiculous outcomes, players will create a legacy of chaos while simultaneously attempting to make sense of the melange of eccentric companions, absurd lore, and bizarre encounters. Can you find the ultimate quest that doesn't involve fetching a sandwich or slaying a dragon?