In a world where your choices shape the narrative and the rules are written as you play, you take on the role of a hapless adventurer in a dimension where all RPG tropes are hilariously twisted. Each session is a different adventure with unpredictable outcomes based on your dialogue choices and actions. Will you fight the evil sorceress, befriend her quirky pet dragon, or join her as her not-so-loyal servant? The chaos of randomness is at your fingertips, as are absurd quests that rely more on your wit than your combat skills. With meta-commentary woven throughout the story, expect the unexpected and laugh your way through this genre-defying adventure!